I'm hungry. Already. In my defense, I ran a half-marathon in Edinburgh yesterday so the need to feed is stronger than usual. But still, it's not even 8 am where Blake lives, and I'm already ravenous. The grapefruit and salad I have eaten today have already left my stomach in search of some nutrient-deficient part of my body and only an empty growly cavern remains (what? is that not how digestion works?). To boot, some guy at work brought in some food to share from wherever he was on holiday and even though I have no idea what it is, I do know that it is 1) a bread product 2) covered in some kind of sugarly glaze and 3) looking at me seductively.
But this is all par for the course, and I'm up for the challenge (and whatever other sports metaphor you want to throw in there).
First, however, I need your help. My parents are in town this week so I'll just do my best eating-wise. But starting next Monday, I have 5 weeks up for grabs. Any week-long diet you want me to try will be considered. If I select yours, I will even name that week after you, and naturally, due to my extensive readership and international acclaim, this will no doubt motivate you. So come on. Cough it up.
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3 comments:
i have always wanted to try the master cleanse a la Beyonce, Robin Quivers, and other such celebs (the one with the lemon/cayenne/maple syrup). i want to know if you really get "all the nutrients you need!!!" because it sounds insane.
I'm fond of the "chicken parmesan sandwiches with freedom fries for 21 meals in a row" diet.
matt did the master cleanse when we were dating. he lost like 20 lbs! And not sure if he was telling the truth, but he said after the 2nd day, he didn't even feel hungry! I say go for it :)
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